"Hit me my thesis is due in 12 hours and I haven’t started it"
"Hit me I have a final in an hour and I didn’t study"
"Hit me I’ve been on a 24 hour drinking binge and I’m invincible"
"Hit me. You’re a university vehicle and I’ll get free tuition."
"Hit me I feel like a failure anyway"
Hit me, my student loans will be forgiven.(via forever-erick)
what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred.
wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014
i love this picture of my mom because she just gave birth and she not even impressed
will u ever be proud of me mom
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
when you are at a restaurant and the waiter says “looks like someone is hungry”